Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
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I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
So much rum. So many feels.
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I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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