Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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