Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Are my feet made of real feet?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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