I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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