I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
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1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
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I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Randomize