Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Randomize
