Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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