I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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