And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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