Welp...herpes.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Randomize
