i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
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I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
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I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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