Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
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He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
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He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
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