I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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