Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
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For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
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Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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