Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
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someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
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Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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