i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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