Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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