I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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