i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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