That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
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Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
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Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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