covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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