Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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