Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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