You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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