Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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