Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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