He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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