what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
