Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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