Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
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