Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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