Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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