thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I heard we made out
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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