Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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