i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I came so hard my ears popped.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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