How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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