I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I have so many feelings about this burrito
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
