So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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