he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Randomize
