Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
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I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
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I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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