We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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