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Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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