I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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