3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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