i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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