scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
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I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
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So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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