Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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