Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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