found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
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She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
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So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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