these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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