goodnight i made you a song goodbye
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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