Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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