If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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