Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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