so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Randomize
