He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
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Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
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The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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